has anybody actually sat down and thought about the idea of santa?

basically an overly-jolly (liquored up?), overly-fat man dresses up in a red and white fur suit he found at a thrift store and proceeds to give every good child in the world something made out of wood and glue that he snapped together in his garage.

his transportation? a pack of deer that were, at some point, domesticated and live off of pixie dust and happy thoughts. the pack leader is a scrawnier deer with a cold (red nosed). santa's cart is a red model-T with the roof hacked off with its wheels traded in for skis.

our holiday hero is believed in by many unassuming 6-year olds, which is encouraged by their parents for reasons that nobody knows.


http://www.noradsanta.org/en/home.html#utm_campaign=en&utm_medium=mapshpp&utm_source=en-mapshpp-na-us-gns-gm

I guess I just thought the whole idea of santa is quite ludicrous when you actually think about it.

At any rate, Merry Christmas.