our hope breaks debates with faceless malice.
underwhelming plebeian armies face nuclear winter
with hockey talk: statisticians regurgitate woes 
in fanciful reds and blues. 

mangled man! stand tall and spew
sexist rhetoric to our underwhelming
excuse of feminist ideas! our bronze calf
with blond tips. swear allegiance to 
her menstrual cramps and campy allusions. 

oh representative of angry elites, bite 
off your mortgage with a vigilance bowed
to the chicken wing eatery. convince us of your 
flaws, your drawl, a feux ami prancing like
gold teeth in the caskets of our 
foreclosures. 

commit sins! commit your party
to imprisonment and impish 
eloquence: you black-tied
terrorist!

our god is an awesome god who
seeks to see you stumble. 
who crushed your kings with
women bathed in milky blue dresses
and berets. you frog. 

you filthy frog. 

all hail 
hail
her majesty the
spleen. 

you, who calls burden among the working
class, classless.